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Written By Story Kimm Once upon a time there was an elf named Ispep... -Sting- He was very short and jolly... Kimm He lived in a meadow surrounded by Oak trees... UnderDogg Ispep was a good little elf but he had a very dark secret... Kimm Something that if it ever got out, could change the lives of everyone he knew... MajorGH0ST and could quight possibly destroy the worlds source of food. Ispep was not sure what to do so he set out on a journy to find the old wise..... Kimm Founder of THC, Geno. But when he found him he was drunk and talking gibberish. So he set off to find his second choice for help, the old wise... TrueKi11a Fairy Godmother of THC Kimm, But the journey was a long a tough one on the way he ran into a big scarey.... -Sting- and hairy frog who said that the key to all of the food was hidden some where in his body... TrueKi11a So, Ispep searched high and low In every crevace of his body and found nothing so he told the frog... MajorGH0ST what kind of sick game is this your playing on me the future of my elk is at risk and you... UnderDogg Have me giving you a cavity search? Tell me where the key to the food supply is now or else... TrueKi11a I will do what all elf's do best ill sing and dance the most anoying song known in the kingdom till you get so frusterated that you will either tell me where the key is or youll kill your self so... UnderDogg The Frog Smiled and laughed evilly and said, There is no such song that you speak of. Ispep sighed and said you leave me no choice and started to sing the most annoying song ever. You had a bad day You're taking one down You sing a sad song just to turn it around You say you don't know You tell me don't lie You work on a smile and you go for a ride The Frog Screamed in pain and... GENO as he fell to the ground realizing that he was just smacked in the back of the head! ispep turned around and saw GENO standing their with a BIG GRIN. ispep said: GENO what did ya do that for? GENO: because foo ya forrrgottt ta bring ba ( burp ) ck my @#$% 18 pack of Golden Trophies tuff guy!! ispep: sorry GENO. ispep quickly set off into the forest to.... UnderDogg Reach an AA meeting cause just talking to Geno for that short period of time had gotton Ispep drunk. He knew he had to kick the habbit before.... TrueKi11a After the AA meeting Ispep continued on his journey to find the fairy god mother.. He walked for hours in the forest.. but it was geting dark and scarey.. Then all the sudden an arrow flew just past his head and hit the Tree thats when TrueKilla KING Marksman of the enchanted forest Yelled "Move no further why do you tresspass in my forest" TrueKi11a TrueKi11a (READ BEFORE LAST POST) the habit had gotten to much for him he knew if he started on the road of drinking he would never find the key...and no one would ever understand just like no one understands GENO geno Out of the dark sKy into the unmerciless forest a dark shadow appeared behind TRUEKILLA KING MARKSMAN an pierced his right shoulder with his enchanted sword. TRUEKILLA fell to the ground, as he looked up he asked who are you (i a voice full of pain)? i am MARIUS THE GREAT and i have been appointed as ispep's personal guard. MARIUS then cut of TRUEKILLA'S..... TrueKilla Arm... He screamed in pain and blood started pouring everywhere.. TrueKilla got up angry picked up his arm and screamed look what youve done... He then smacked Marius with his severd arm, and Marius flew back ten feet into the air.... True, pointed at Ispep with his dead arm and looked deep into his eyes and said... "Ill be back". Then he ran into the forest.. Ispep turned to Marius and.. Ispep SUGE SUGE but little did they know ispep was from canada an good regenerate certain bodyparts SUGE but little did they know ispep was from canada an could regenerate certain bodyparts TrueKilla and since Ispep hasnt lost any bodyparts in previouse chapters the other characters of course didnt know this.... But Ispep comeing from Canada does have a huge inteligence advantage over everyone else in the kingdom and he has an abilty very few have... HE CAN READ!.... Truekilla Ispep now joined up with his new body guard Marius they continue on the journey to the fairy god mother they exit the forest and find themselves in a misty field and can barely see 10 feet in front of them... thats when they hear this sound through the mist so close to them.. Unsure what it is, it sounds like... BaByGirl A Huge Beast! Scared Marius tells Ispep to get behind him. As The Sound gets closer and closer, They Start to see a shadow and The Outline of the Shadow looks like.......... BaByGirl An Arm.......Slowly something started to appear through the mist. Marius and Ispep held each other close. In a loud girly voice Marius yelled out "WHO GOES THERE?" and the Beast replied back....."IT IS I, TRUE" (Laughing an evil laugh!!!)Slowly emerging from the mist was True, carrying his dead arm. True pointed his dead arm at Ispep and Marius and said "I am here for my revenge, HAHAHA!!!!" BabyGirl Frighted Ispep and Marius started to run, and not to far behind was True, swinging his arm around like a wild man. All of a sudden..... Kimm Under jumped in front of True. You will not hurt these travlers under the orders of I, King Under. True tried to hit Under with his arm, but years of video game playing had given Under super human reflexes so grabbed the arm causing True to lose his balance and fall. Take him away Underdogg told Major Ghost from his army. "Now I will take this arm to Geno and claim my reward" and with that Under left. So Ispep and Marius started walking again when they saw.... Geno Undedogg walking toward him carrying True's arm. Geno thanked King Under for his help. King Under gave the arm to Geno. As for your reward i give you the Sword of Omen but use it wisely King Under it may be only used to defend the good.Geno took the arm and droped it on the ground and set it on fire. Off Geno and Marius went too??? Kimm The Kingdoms Video Game Convention where they saw all their good THC Friends. THE END =)